Here's your 2nd dose of extreme Punk Rock Moments! 2
100 Greatest Punk Rock Moments...2!!!!

100. Paul getting 97 on the U.S. History Regents
99. Nick's goldshit
98. Bobo finally becoming a man!
97. Paul shaving his head and becoming... EGGHEAD!
96. Gonzo throwing water outside his window on Alex
95. Nick: Wassah bay-bee! (at some Spanish girls)
94. The Gloves (Los Fantastico, Desperado Diablo, El Payaso Loco)
93. Alex: Don't a... don't get addicted
92. Paul: Fortunato! Fortune cookie! Either way he gets that nookie!
91. (Ceci was annoying Paul and Gonzo)
Mom: Ceci! Come watch America's Most Wanted with me!
Paul and Gonzo: AHAHAHAHAHHA
90. (Gonzo and Tim at the beach)
Some Indian Girl: ....Hey. I like your necklace.
Tim: Um....ok?
89. Gonzo's interpretive dance to Goldfinger's Free Me song.
88. Gonzo trying to remember some more Punk Rock Moments, but in frustration squeezes the hell out of Paul's d*ck.
87. (Playing Smackdown 2!)
Paul: Who threw you out!?
Alex: Freakin Farooq threw me out!!
86. Alex kicking Steve in the nose and Steve starting to cry because he thought his nose will crush his brain
85. Paul doing the "black-hand" at the mall with Jacki's friend Melissa.
84. Gonzo saying Miss Ebert looking like wood
83. Paul's The Downtown hoes
82. Guillermo having big legs
81. Josh making up Double E for a special someone
80. Steve Panerelli calling Paul "John Maya"
79. The singing in the Anyday CD
78. Jacki stealing 20 dollars from a fat smelly kid
77. Gonzo cutting Evan's hair
78. Scott: Gonzo... How's noooona?
76. Jacki: OH! MY! GOD!
Gonzo: What!? What!?
Jacki: I had the BEST turkey sandwich today!
75. Paul going in Gonzo's closet and singing songs
74. (Hassan calls Gonzo's house)
Hassan: Hey Gonzo. I-just-wanted-to-say-
Gonzo: MOM CALL THE COPS!!
(Hassan hangs up the phone)
73. Paul, Gonzo, and Scott going to the Andrew WK show while Alex did ballet
72. Scott as Baby Brock Lesnar: Mom mom... put me in the high chair!
71. Paul's face about to explode at Friendlys
70. Scott Steiner slipping from jumping off the apron
69. Brock Lesnar's shooting star press
68. Big Show slamming Rey Mysterio into the pole
67. Chris Liotta dressing up as an orangutan and going to Gonzo's house
66. Maggie hitting Sara's mom's car
65. Brian Murphy hitting Maggie's car
64. Evan looking at Jacki's boobs
63. Paul constantly adjusting his penis
62. Gonzo changing Alex's cell phone message
61. Alex Costello's high pitched laugh
60. Gonzo stuffing the ball out of Phil Leifer (Farmingdale High School's retarded kid) in European Handball
59. Steve punching Gonzo in the jaw
58. Alex looking stoned and punching Steve in the nuts in Gonzo's defense
57. Paul: (grabbing Shawn Michaels and Triple H figures, with a high pitched voice) Suck it! Suck it! Suck it!
56. Paul's animal mask he brought back from Canada
55. Joe Landi and Gonzo playing Rock, Paper, Scissors slapping game
54. SS still <3HM
53. Alex's "Breakfast with Randy" song
52. Gonzo kissing Paul's elbow after he left his van
51. Gonzo's comics
50.(Paul and Gonzo playing NFL 2K3)
Paul: Just QUIT the game already! We're losing! QUIT!! JUST STOP IT!!!
Gonzo: You're cute when you're mad!
49. Chris Liotta sniffing pop rocks, salt, and puking afterward
48. Wesley Willis on Howard Stern
47. Scott falling off his bike because of roadwork and throwing his bike into a tree. He broke it
46. Steve, Gonzo, and Paul calling Alex's cell phone when he is 5 feet away
45. Alex: (high pitched voice) Katie Palmer... pimples here.
44. Paul playing Gilbert doing MTV Cribs
43. Gonzo and Paul's WWE Raw posters (Triple HHH- Hotty, Handsome, Hunk; Beautiful Bastista's My Boyfriend)
42. Alex and Gonzo making GI Joes go racist and Blanka going crazy
41. Billy Kohl shattering Alex's screen door glass with a football
40. (Paul was saying something very stupid)
Alex: Why do we hang out with this kid?
Gonzo: Cause he wears a Punisher shirt!
39. Anthony: Hey Alex! What do you think of Simple Plan!?
Alex: I think they are the worst that has every happened to punk rock.
Anthony: .......Oh.......so I guess you don't want to go to their concert...
38. Petey The Dead Squirrel
37. Chris Liotta laughing at his own jokes, making everyone else laugh...non-stop
36. Paul and Billy Kohl colliding from catching a football
35. Paul, Evan, and Gonzo, taping pieces of paper to Alex's body, while Alex was asleep, during a sleep over
34. Gonzo choking Alex. Gonzo did not multiple correctly at Friendlys
33. (Paul hides behind a tree waiting for Scott. When he see's Scott, he kicks him in the nuts)
Scott: ........!!!!!!!!!!...... OH MY GOD!! MY NUTS!!! I AM SOOO GONNA DIE!! (starts to cry)
32. 3 South
31. Eatting ghetto outside of Blockbuster while Karl blasted 50 Cent.
30. Jacki: ...I'm fat.
Gonzo: No you're not.
Jacki: Yes.
Gonzo: No.
Jacki: Yes!!
Gonzo: NOOO!
Jacki: YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (in an orgasmic and very loud way at the food court)
29. (Paul, Gonzo, and Nick... in Nick's car)
Paul: (whipers) Do you what they say about the dutch?
Gonzo: What?
Paul: ......F*ck the dutch!!
28. The Cheesedick Freestyles
27. Josh as Rico Suave being naked with classical music on (The Surreal World)
26. Evan as Sergio: This is the nicest house! (The Surreal World)
25. The Surreal World
24. Nick parking on Alex's front lawn after he dropped him off
23. (Jacki and Gonzo at Borders)
Jacki: Dude!! That's the 60's lady!!
Gonzo: What? (Gonzo already knew who she was talking about)
Jacki: Yeah the 60's lady. She was here last time when I was with Erika.
Gonzo: Jacki... let me introduce to you Alex's mom.
22. (The Animal Cracker Guessing Game at the lunch table)
Evan: Congratulations Chris! You won the cracker!
Mike Passeretti: What the hell! You skipped all our turns!
Evan: .......F*ck! You!
21. (At Tacobell)
Drive-thru Guy: How would you like your taco?
Alex: ....Haaaard.
20. Homestar Runner.com
19. Nick playing bass in Paulenesance
18. Paulenesance Music Video
17. Paul was leaning on his counter. Gonzo took it upon himself to bend down and put his ass on Paul's crotch while opening Paul's refrigerator.
16. Evan threatening to kill himself with the Super-Soaker 50 in Tim's Pool
15. Evan killing himself with the Super-Soaker 50
14. Gonzo: Play the song already!!!
Paul: (screeches and screams) IT'S NOT FINSHED!! IT'S NOT FINISHED!!!!!!!
13. Alex's Answering Machine song
12. Gonzo making fun of Steve: YOU GUYS NEVER CALL ME!
11. Scott: Koon-koon-lau.... Fatality! (in his high pitched voice)
10. Evan throwing snowballs from his window down on Gonzo and Steve. When Evan ran out of snowballs, Steve was picking ice from the floor to throw back at Evan. Evan being the quicker man threw down his cup with full force. When Steve looked up, the cup slammed right to his nose. Steve started to cry quietly.
9. (walking to Alex's house)
Paul: Hey! What about Caesar!
Alex: ...
Gonzo: ..What about Caesar?
Paul: WATTA GUY!!!!
8. Everyone of the Cheesedicks: AH-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI-GI
7. (At Tacobell once again)
Alex: ... Can I have uh... Number 7 (which is a chicken quesadilla)... chicken?
6. Gonzo and Paul putting everything Alex had in his kitchen, on his bedroom floor. Including his pepper, statue of a Wolf, and Tide laundry detergent
5. Alex chasing after Paul at Friendlys and slipping on the water
4. The Scaring Alex video
3. Paul playing Gilbert: Deh happy face!........Wolfie (trying to smile but fails miserably)
2. Wolfie and Gilbert Videos
1. Alex's for "shits and giggles" in the hot, smelly, sweaty bathroom of Macy's