Cien Buenos Momentos De Punk Rock!!!
100 Greatest Punk Rock Moments…

100. Paul Bergersen winning the Social Studies award in 8th grade.
99. Nick saying “Sh*t my window!” on a day with a thunderstorm.
98. Bobo starting to cry almost every time he gets hurt.
97. Alex with a shaved head. “Asshole Alex”
96. Alex not being able to tap dance for 2 weeks.
95. Steve: “Gonzo are you happy you came!?”
94. Alex: “Al Snow. Nobody wants him.”
93. The Hard Rock Club
92. Skateboarding Street Luge with Stephen upstate
91. News At 9:03: Paul: “But wait! There’s more! (gets naked)
90. Alex’s obsession with 60 year old men
89. Alex ass-flashing the train at Tim’s house
88. Billy: “I don’t have any left… MILK SHAKE!”
87. Matt Bayen’s vagina
86. Billy: “Joey-joey-joey,joey-joey”
85. Hassan: “I punch people in the face for saying that!”
84. Hassan’s midterm and final
83. Erik Dickash “Uudaweehee.. weehee… hee..hee..weehee… uudaweehee!”
82. Nick: “Guys, I think we’re in Farmingdale!”
81. Nick: “This looks like my brother’s room..”
80. Nick: “WE DIIDDD DETT!!!”
79. Fear 2.. unedited
78. Alex Costello: “Hey this looks like a Little Alex Macdonald!”
Gonz: “Yeah he does!”
Alex Costello: “Hey Little Alex Macdonald… sit the f*ck down!”
77. The Interviews Green
78. Backstage
76. Nigga Ninja
75. UTILITY BOOTS GUY
74. Ass Goblin
73. Alex’s backflip naked
72. Gonzo and Paul’s Jimmy Eat World.. oh yeah.. Alex too
71. The lady with the hole in floating by in a river
70. Paul: “Foooor Hitleeeeer!”
69. Paul: “Aw look a pretty painting! A cantaloupe. It gives me diarrhea!”
68. San Marcos
67. San Marcos’s Communism Vs. Democracy War
66. John Rocker’s ideas, not pitching
65. Skalloween III
64. Steve moshpitting in Skalloween III
63. Steve losing his shoes in Skalloween III
62. Steve wearing work boots the next day after Skalloween III
61. From Saving Silverman: “I EAT HERE A LOT! AND I PAY A LOT! SO WHY DON’T YOU JUST LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!?”
60. Paul: “Mommy.. they say I do stuff with daddy!”
59. Alex: “And then I was on the floor.. and I said to myself.. what the f*ck..”
Mrs. MacDonald: “HAHAHAH”
Alex: “Mom what the hell are you doing here!?”
58. Paul’s Slogan: “If you ain’t got double D’s.. you ain’t hanging with me!”
57. Gonzo: “JAAAAAMOOON!”
Matt Bayen: “QUESOOOOOOOO!”
56. Ken: “This is so hard you’ll see smoke coming out of their ears!”
55. Billy kicking the rock up and landing it into a woman’s car while driving
54. SS<3HM
53. Gonzo: “I am hungry as a mother f*cker!”
52. Papi: “Can I have some of your coke?”
Gonzo: “No..”
Papi: “Asshole… F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU! DOUBLE F*CK YOU!!”
51. Alex: “Who are you.. what are you doing in my kitchen!?”
50. Alex: (page 48) “That’s the page my mother died on.”
49. Steve: “OOWWW STICKERS!!”
48. ARMball
47. Tim: “ARMBall!”
46. Tim: “Yeah.. It’s Tim!”
45. The Mattress Game
44. Alex’s beautiful tuck and roll in the Mattress Game
43. Anthony: “My cousin is in it (U.S. Open)”
Paul and Gonzo: “Who?”
Anthony” “.. Tiger Woods…?”
42. Paul: “AAWWW CAH MAH GUYS!”
41. Nick’s Dancing in Paul’s Toe
40. Paul’s Toe
39. Tim: “Heeeey! Where did you get that?”
Gonzo: “In these machines.”
Tim: “SWEEEEET!”
38. Paul’s gay socks
37. MARKER PATROL!!!!
36. Gonzo’s Song about Paul
35. Paul: “N*GGER! N*GGER!! N*GGER!!!”
34. Alex: “Nick.. I think I know what’s wrong with your car..”
Nick: “What!?”
Alex: “I think it’s broken”
33. Spitballing Alex’s face (Paul, Gonzo, and Scotty)
32. Paul’s old school basketball shoes
31. Pootie Tang
30. Marcos going crazy chasing after Paul
29. Marcos: “What.. what? WHAAAT?”
28. Marcos: “Susan.. Susan.. come here Susan”
27. Steve: “Good job Bradley!”
Brendan: “MY NAME IS NOT BRADLEY!”
26. Gay World 1 and 2
25. Mike Passeretti: “That’s sooo unfair!”
24. Nigga Bum and Bubba Bo Black
23. Nigga/Jigga Bum rap
22. Alex, Paul, Gonzo: “DON’T KILL THE CHICKEN!”
21. Tim, Paul, and Gonzo watching the African Tribal lifestyle
20. Paul’s penis…..
19. Alex’ testicle trick
18. The Monstrosity and the Fatstrosity
17. Steve’s toenails
16. Alex at the beach getting knocked down every time he went to get up
15. Alex laughing for no reason in my pool… ABOSOLUTELY NO REASON!!!
14. Gonzo: “RAPE HIM!!” (every body rapes Evan)
13. Steve: “IT’S THE IMAGE!”
12. Stephen’s hand warts
11. Simon and our version of Dismissed
10. Alex: “I’ll get that.”
Gonzo: “NOT IF I GET IT FIRST!”
Alex: “No.. wait….” (Alex’s falls out of my pool and lands on the rocks)
9. Steve: “Did they know about this?”
Gonzo: “Know about what?”
Steve: “About the (cracks his ice-cream cone) f*cking pepper!!!!”
8. Corkscrew Killer, The CACA Brothers, and all the other reject movies we made
7. Gonzalo (not Monroy): “Where’s my f*cking sweater?…. AY my f*cking
sweater!”
6. THE CHEESEDICKS
5. Stephen
4. Tim
3. Alex
2. Paul
1. Paul: “DEATH TO THE ARABS!!”